A Unitarian Universalist Joke

There was a comic strip in the Boston Globe. A man went to a drive through McCatholics (or something) and said

"I'd like a burger, but hold the guilt"

The worker was a priest, and said, "I'm sorry, we don't do special orders."

The first guy said, "But what about your motto,'Have it your way'?"

And the priest said, "Oh no, you're thinking of 'Unitarian King' across the street!"