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My father tells the story of some co-workers asking him about Unitarianism. They kept asking negative questions - "Are they against abortion?" No. "Are they against pre-marital sex?" No. "Are they against homosexuality?" No. Finally, they asked, "What are they against?" Dad thought for a bit, and answered "Murder and incest." He was quite pleased with himself, thinking he had made a clever little comment, and told the story to a "sweet little old lady" at church. She laughed, and then looked thoughtful. "You know" she said, "With the reliability of new birth control methods, maybe we should rethink this incest thing." At which, both she and dad bust up laughing.


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