A Unitarian Universalist Joke

You may be a Unitarian Universalist if:

• you think socks are too formal for a Summer service.
• you know at least 5 ways to say "Happy holidays!"
• your idea of a guy's night out is going to a N.O.W. rally.
• unleavened bread is part of your Easter Brunch.
• you refer to construction paper as "paper of color."
• the name of your church is longer than your arm.
• you find yourself rewriting a church survey, rather than taking it.
• you call up your minister in the middle of the night, panicking because you are starting to believe in God.
• to explain your personal theology, you have to use interpretive dance.
• you take your day planner to church instead of the Bible.