A Unitarian Universalist Joke

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Unitarian Universalists will:

  • not discourage their Youth from having sex, but describe it in detail, and then take them out to buy condoms
  • memorize "this little light of mine", 'Down by the river" and various other songs before they memorize the Plege of Alligence
  • make committees to make committees to make committees, etc.
  • be varying degrees of disorganised
  • become confused when someone mentions the Bible, or the Torah
  • make their Children learn about other religions, and then let them worship gods which are made out of cheese, grapes or marshmallows
  • never stop asking questions
  • one day wake up with a question mark on their lawn


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