A Unitarian Universalist Joke

How many Unitarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

300

• 12 to sit on the Board which appoints the Nominating and Personnel Committee.
• 5 to sit on the the Nominating and Personnel Committee which appoints the House Committtee.
• 8 to sit on the House Committtee which appoints the Light Bulb changing committee.
• 4 to sit on the Light Bulb Changing Committee which chooses who will screw in the Light Bulb.
  Those four then give their own opinion of "screwing in methods" while the one actually does the installation.

After completion it takes 100 individuals to complain about the method of installation, another 177 to debate the ecological impact of using the light bulb at all, and at least one to insist that back in hir day, the lit chalice was quite enough, thankyouverymuch!