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How many Unitarian Univeralists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to write a solemn statement which will affirm the following:

  • This light bulb is natural, a part of the universe, and evolved over many years by small steps.
  • There must be no discrimination against dark bulbs in any form, and means must be found for all "dark" bulbs to take their place alongside light bulbs on a basis of equality.
  • We affirm the right of all bulbs to screw into the sockets of their choice regardless of the bulb's illumination preference.
  • UUs seek for each light bulb the fullest opportunity to develop itself to its full electrical potential.

A second UU who will read this statement, even if s/he is the only human being to do so, and then to write the obligatory criticism and dissent.

A third UU to light a candle instead of cursing the darkness.



 

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