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I found a very amusing magazine last night -- a christian humor publication, if you can believe that! It's called The Door, and apparently has been around for 25 years.

Here is their poke at UUs: a revised hymn.

The original says, "Jesus Christ Is Risen Today", set for Easter. The "Is" is crossed out, and in its place they've written "May or May Not Have". Similarly, "Easter" has been crossed out, and replaced with "Pretty Yellow Flower Day". The lyrics run thus:

Jesus Christ May or May Not Have Risen Today

set for Pretty Yellow Flower Day

Jesus Christ may or may not have risen today,
Alleluia
Whether or not he did is pretty difficult to say,
Alleluia
Let's discuss all sides of the issue thoroughly,
Alleluia
We can take a vote! And then we'll see,
Alleluia.

I think they've got us pegged.

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